Home

About

Ramblings

The Blargh

Forums

Pictures

Coasters

Consulting

Links

Contact

Credits

Terror Alert Status

Protection Tips

Web posted on August 20, 2005 at 12:01

This is the latest round of spam, culminated from lots of interesting spam that ended up in Yahoo's junk folder. Enjoy.

Hey babie. Its of course me July

Sorry, I'm now seeing August.

Hi,,I would love it if you came to see me.
Hiya,,you gonna come back?

Sorry, and no.

wrong Z0LOFT, S0MMA, C0DE1NE, C1AAL1S, \/ALLIUM, V1AAGRRA, V1C0DD1N,
XANAA AT L0...

Then what's the right Zoloft, Codeine, Cialis, Vallium, and Viagra (among others)?

Is sex a problem in your relationship?

It's a problem if you have no relationship.

Lose fat in minutes

So that means I could get down to say... 170... in about 30 minutes or so?

Free Prescripti-on with every order 0

So, say if I order a DVD or two online, I will get a prescription for Allegra-D or something? That'd be cool!

Cellulite please be gone

That's what happens when Richard Simmons gets washed up... he becomes a faith weight loss consultant.

Don't be inadequate anymore!... declarative

Even if one girl said "I don't know how I'm going to get that in me!" (that is the truth), apparently the spam thinks I need to be bigger yet.

(Crystal Glass) Please stop ignoring me? I've been missingyou..,..botulism

Cure yourself of the botulism, and I will stop ignoring you.

Hey, ,have not workedin a while

Get a job!

Screw someone tonight.,,.,,grover

I don't screw muppets from Sesame Street.

$50 has been added to your account.

Thank you for the kind donation. Now where can I see that $50?

(from an Alfredo Steward) Yo, ,I wish you would come see me again.

I don't want to see guys!

...and that's it.