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Wow my first hatemail!
Web posted on May 9, 2005 at 12:55
This morning, I woke up, and checked my mail. Low and behold, I get a message from someone claiming to be my mom.
"I go to creek you fucking prick and if you talk trash about swartz
creek again I put my foot so far up you ass your grandmother will task it.
Ass."
You know, that didn't quite sound like my mom talking (plus she wouldn't talk about my grandmother that way. By the way, both sets of my grandparents are dead, thank you).
I realized then, someone may just hate me for something I said. I then read it again, and realize that this person sounds like a complete shitbrick because the statement he/she made just did not make any sense. Of course, the person didn't provide a valid reply address, so I'm stuck with replying in public.
Just for the heck of it, I ran it through my Word's spelling and grammar check, and it noted a few errors, like capitalization and fragmented sentences. Plus, thanks to my readability statistics, it said that it read at a 1.6 grade level. So, my guess is that the person is stuck somewhere in the 3rd grade in the slow learning group because the person is using big words already. Oh wait, we're talking about Creek here... that's your typical Swartz Creek High School senior, but if this person's an underclassman, he/she might be advanced.
You know, I've had the opportunity to go to three districts... Grand Rapids, Lowell, and Swartz Creek. I can safely say that of the three, Swartz Creek definatey sucked, and I'm sorry to say I have a diploma from that high school. But, my degree from Grand Valley State University makes up for it.
Want proof... look below.
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Lowell |
Grand Rapids |
Swartz Creek |
| Football |
I was a member of this team that helped turn around a program from a coach that did shit. They went on to 9 consecutive playoff appearances, won 2 state championships and caused Charlotte's coach to bolt to East Kentwood after they lost. Plus, they've had 2 undefeated seasons in the past 4 years. |
Several good football teams, but none really haven't made it to the finals lately |
They have a football team, but very few actually remember to go toward the opponent's endzone. Lots of shutouts because of that, and you wonder why they haven't had a winning season since 1986 (not even an undefeated system or a trip to the playoffs)? |
| Cheerleading/Poms |
Who needs poms? I dated a cheerleader (and they were way awesome) |
They were great, what can I say. |
Their only bright side is the poms. Cheerleading sucked. |
| School Buildings |
Clean, well renovated, and had the most up-to-date equipment |
Typical for an urban district, but maybe a bit cleaner. |
Hah! For a preppy school, the buildings were so outdated, and you were lucky to have something that ran. |
| Classroom/Teachers |
The teachers actually knew their subject, more than half had masters degrees, and worked with you if you didn't get it, plus they knew how to get our attention. |
They were alright... nothing good or bad to say. |
Most graduated from CMU, and that school tends to have the most idiotic teachers that ever come out of there. Some just taught and didn't care about what they were "teaching". |
| Other school functions |
Very much worth going to... definite fun, and cool when your teachers weren't stuck up and did something cool (my 9th grade English teacher was a DJ and he played whatever we wanted at our functions) |
I never had a chance to go to one, but I had friends say they were good. |
Heh heh heh... no one wanted to go to them, and if they did, they complained about how much it sucked, or they must've been brain-dead. |
| Overall |
Great place, great times |
I learned how to kick someone's ass here, and to laugh off a poser here. Great basic survival skill school. |
I used the survival skills that I learned in Grand Rapids to cope with this stupid district. |
Winner: Lowell
2nd: Grand Rapids
Distant 3rd: Swartz Creek
So, when you put my foot up my ass, you want it goatsed so it's easier on you?
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