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Web posted on April 28, 2005 at 18:55

Spammers must be stupid.  I should just make this like a Leno's Headlines segment or BBSpot's BBloopers and make this weekly.

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Whoever created that e-mail must have been so hopped up on that stuff.

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I didn't know the USA needed loans or other funding.

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Yeah... boner all weekend.  But, I've gone all weekend without needing it before. 

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I did already.

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Let me get this right... I put the patch on my penis, then I'm supposed to have sex?

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First off, what's with the Tudor and Chopard brands?  Second, what's with the broken engrish?  Third, my $20 Timex works fine, thank you.

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It sounds like a Presidential fish.  I didn't click on the e-mail so I don't know what they are offering.