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Web posted on April 27, 2005 at 13:58

You know, I was thinking... since according to Christianity (especially your more fundamentalist denominations and sects), we are supposed to abhor gays, gay marriage, and so forth.

Well, thanks to a website, and a quick verification by looking in my copy of the King James version of the Holy Bible, I realized that not only we should hate gays, but we should also hate anything that resides in the water that doesn't have scales or fins. 

That would include shrimp, lobster, crawfish, crab, mussels, and clams.

So, if you eat any of the above, you're going to hell (just like you're gay).

I guess that makes me clean since I don't eat anything that comes from the water.

For your convenience, I am linking to the site that brought it to my attention...

Just remember Leviticus 19:19...  "You must obey all my laws."