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Web posted on November 20, 2004 at 00:06

I downloaded this Java Applet called SignMaker, which allows you to create almost real signs (according to US standards).  You can even create state and sometimes county highway road signs.

Once in a while, i get bored, so I played with it and got some signs made.  Some were funny... others were probably not as good.

Here are my signs, with a brief explanation for each...

For the first sign... this was the first I ever created.  I was thinking about AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" song, and of course, you'll see how much I like to make fun of rest areas.

For my next one, I wanted to do my salute to ass kissers, plus my homage to Jesse James (and his tattooed motto "Pay up $ Sucker")...

This one was inspired by Ben Stiller, which is a combination of "There's something about Mary" and "Meet the Parents"...

After you die, this is what it really looks like... a 5 lane highway that eventually splits.

Yellow usually means "Toll Plaza Ahead... must pay toll".  John Goodman played a toll collector for the NJ turnpike in Coyote Ugly, so this is my salute to him.

Neverland is supposed to be a state park, and I thought I'd create this and poke some fun at Wacko Jacko.

This is how I feel about politics. 

Last, and in the way, the least, I wondered what highway signs would be like had they segregated the Interstate system back when they created it.  So you know, this is not how I feel about blacks or whites.  If you really think it should happen, and/or you're a racist, you should go back to fucking that sheep of yours.  Or, I'll do what Jesse James did when he had racists protest when he put a black on one of his motorcycles for a magazine... subscribe them to an all-black porn magazine.

That's it... maybe if I think of more, I'll add them or post a 2nd edition.