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Web posted on September 11, 2004 at 13:40

* Disclaimer: This is a "what if" some stupid-assed loudmouth religious nut started spouting off shit like this.

God has been betrayed those who makes their residence in Florida. 

God's wrath has been, and will be, felt by four tropical cyclones... Bonnie, Charley, Frances, and now Ivan!  That is his punishment for the following acts against God...

• Creating the butterfly ballot in 2000
• Floridians who can't even vote right
• Floridians who can't even count
• Supporting the Bush brothers (George Jr., and Jeb)

With that, God has chosen to smite those who live in Florida.

Repent for your sins... design an easy to use ballot... vote right... don't vote for the posessed Bushes... and learn to count for crying out loud!

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