Vacation and more about relationships...

I've been on vacation for most of this week. The biggest highlight so far is that besides getting my mom's present (she's getting a cell phone from dad, and I'm contributing), that I got to go to Scott's for once today. That was a blast.

On the relationship front... this is what I've seemed to attract lately...

• Girls who oversell themselves (those who make themselves seem one way are are totally another)
• Girls who are very religious (puts religion first and apparently want to save me even though I'm not religious)
• Girls who seem to want to make an insta-dad out of me (lonely single moms - and they let you know about it), and of course, hide their photo while trying to sell themselves via the ad itself (see point #1)
  
• Girls who apparently think that I have a Ph.D in Psychology and just suddenly talk about killing themselves and how depressed they are

The whole thing just makes me depressed and wonder if there's anyone normal out there?

Seriously, it's made me want to add the following:

• Must have public photo in profile (current one with at least one waist-up photo) if contacting me
• If you are deeply into any religion, please continue on
  
• Disclaimer: I do not have a Ph.D in Psychology. I took one psych class, and maybe a couple of sociology classes (Family and Social Problems). That does not make me capable of handling your problems. Here's a list of those who can help you (and a list).

Only problem is, if I do add them, it makes me sound selfish and superficial.

Possible solutions to my dilemma...

• Arranged marriage
• Become a monk
• Become gay
• Just give up prospect of long term relationship/marriage and become a gigolo/sperm donor
• All of the above
• None of the above (if some girl can prove to me and sell me on a relationship)

That's me becoming a skeptic when it comes to dating alright.